Wear something tight.

cumillionaire:

If my jokes offend you:

  1. I’m sorry
  2. It won’t happen again
  3. 1 & 2 are lies 
  4. You’re a pussy

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WHEN SOMEONE U LIKE TEXTS BACK REALLY FAST

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